Oh Popeye!

Ignorance is bliss, and being the least trendy person in America usually shields me from knowledge of these types of travesties.

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However, it recently came to my attention that people are purposely putting olive oil in coffee. I just can’t imagine what a “slicked” up cup of joe would taste like, but the unlikability of the added oiliness seems quite evident. To me, coffee is fine as-is, although I’m partial to half-and-half. There’s dilution…